May 2013
March 2013
xsottile:
Today in AP Bio we were talking about how some animals have anti-freeze compounds in their blood to keep them warm, and this kid just leaned over to me and whispered,
“Canadians”
twistedviper:
whorusszahhak:
perfectionistdia:
whorusszahhak:
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY...
fawkes-:
my thoughts are avocados i cannot fathom into guacamole
theneverendingdrums:
I don’t think I’m ever going to stop being angry at Voldemort’s death in the movie
He was mEANT TO DIE AS NO MORE THAN A MAN IN THE END. IT WAS IMPORTANT.
How the fuck does
“Tom Riddle hit the floor with a mundane finality, his body feeble and shrunken, the white hands empty, the snake-like face vacant and unknowing.”
turn into
lonelywhiteasian:
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DROP THE TREBLE. *classical music starts playing* *skrillex is confused and homeless*
4 tags
morice:
songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics
Did someone say…
Watchpopeyeschicken:
just-a-skinny-boy:
Red hot nickel dropped in water…
ARE WE IN SPACE
Well, technically, yeah…
dancegabiedance:
sollux-ampora:
sollux-ampora:
what if instead of text posts i just keysmashed and let my phone autocorrect it
Gucci semicircle tuna tuna tuna tuna ye yes Gucci Longboarding
Sounds like a nicki minaj song
spiritofgracekelly:
leoNARDO DICAPRIO IS TAKING A BREAK FROM ACTING
YOU COULDN’T HAVE JUST GIVEN HIM A DAMN OSCAR
YOU’VE DONE IT ACADEMY AWARDS YOU’VE BROKEN HIM
weeaboonbucks:
weeaboonbucks:
*flips grilled cheese* yeah i guess you could say im a chef
i ran upstairs to make this post and i burned my grilled cheese
February 2013
noonewouldriotf0rless:
m4ge:
Do you ever wonder if the queen of england has ever given a blow job
i do now
coneyisland-:
it was the busta rhymes, it was the worsta rhymes
ejacutastic:
carry-on-wayward-assbutt:
the people who write the skittles statuses are high as fuck
“put these guys on acid and give them admin access to our facebook”
